if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
I tried to sing this
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Mythbusters is such a good show I mean it’s GLORIFYING SCIENCE AND CURIOSITY AND SHOWCASING HOW FUCKING COOL LIFE IS AND TESTING THINGS YOU TAKE AS TRUE AND TREATING EVERYTHING AS A CHALLENGE THAT CAN BE SOLVED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH AND APPLY YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND THEY ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THEIR JOBS AND THEY INJECT HUMOUR INTO IT AND EXPLAIN ALL OF THE SCIENCE THEY DO
like wow A+ role model show I hope it airs forever I love mythbusters
I SAW THIS HAPPEN. I GO TO SCHOOL HERE. STAHHP TUMBLR STAHHP.
OMG I have a little tear in my eye to laugh so much
people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
